Besides, what could brighten your day more than a fart post from your friends at I Fart On?
OK, if you don't fart in front of anyone else, everyone knows someone who does! It's the universal language between all ages and cultures. Do you fart on the first date? Do you fart in bed? Do you fart in crowds, in line, or on elevators? Declare it with style and have fun with your gift.
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Ultimately, farts are funny and can bring laughter and stories to any social situation. Being open about it not only makes you interesting, it lightens the mood. Farters can wear an I Fart On shirt and make memorable moments and make thier farts more acceptable because they are announced. For example, if you fart loud in the movie theater you will get a great deal of scorn and a spattering of laughter. However, if you wear an I Fart in Movie Theaters t-shirt and then fart during the movie, when you fart, if someone gives you a dirty look you just point to your shirt and they will smile and give you the thumbs up, like a Mentos commercial.
I Fart On promises to provide the highest quality, classy, fart clothing and products. In addition, we want to be interactive with our customers and fans and allow them to be a part of our website and join the fun. Our website is for all farters and fans of farting. If you have a suggestion for our site, please send us a message.
The focus of our brand is not just about the fart, but rather where we fart and the reactions that follow. It all started with I fart on airplanes, and then we realized, there are countless places we fart on, in or at. Tell us where you fart and we will add it to our inventory of shirts.
Lastly, we are literally having a blast creating this business. Sadly, there was a lack of quality fart items to purchase. After doing endless web searches on the topic, we realized there was an opportunity to seize the market. After all, the ifart app for the iphone was the number one app for several years, selling millions of copies. There is a market for farters and it is huge. When you can't think of the perfect gift to get someone, an I Fart On shirt will not only bring smiles by everyone, but will be remembered forever. How many gifts can you say that for? Just like you never forget a good fart story, you won't forget a good I Fart On gift.
So join us on this mission to make the world a happier place through humor, and leave your legacy on our site. Don't be afraid, we won't use your full name unless you explicitly tell us to, so send us your fart stories, fart jokes, I Fart On Logo Photos, and best of all, your best farting questions for our dear Docter Longphartz. We here at I Fart On love what we are doing here and will continue to grow and honor one of the purest forms of humor - the fart, air biscuit, gasser, toot, butt bark, flatulence, wind breaker, hot wind, laughing ass, the horn section, the butt trumpet, talking pants, the wind beneath my cheeks, and Victoria's Secret's worst nightmare.
While many people have a bucket list of things they want to do and see in life, have you ever considered all the places you should fart in life? Its called the Bucket List of Farts and will give purpose and more humor to your farts. Why have the farts and lead a boring embarrassed life with them? Be bold, make a statement and create lifelong memories for all of those around you.
Some people admire cars, some admire athletic skills, and when you fart good enough, people admire you for that as well. Are you an admired farter?
There are some people who fart with the intent to deceive or offend. They lie about the source of the fart, or intentionally fart on or at you to make you directly breath in the gas. That is not classy. However, some people make it clear that they are going to fart ahead of time, removing the surprise and replacing it with anticipation. When people anticipate a fart, they are waiting for it, and usually will judge it. It is the classy way to let loose a fart. The best way to announce the likelihood of a fart is with a fantastic fart t-shirt from I Fart On!
Since Gorillas are very large mammals that eat a tremendous amount of vegitation each day, they fart loud, long and all day and night. In fact, when hiking in Lowland Gorilla territory, you will hear Gorillas long before you see them. They fart large, 40 second-long amazing farts. Instead of Gorillas in the Mist, it should have been called, Farters in the Mist. Check out a little video on Gorilla Farts. However, if you were in the wild and heard a Gorilla farting, would you give them a hard time about it? Make them feel shamed? No you wouldn't. You would just say its natural and be on your way. So why do you give the person you know who farts all the time grief over it? It is still perfectly natural, so cut them some slack and give them the respect you would give a Gorilla. Unless, of course, if this person is farting intentionally on or at you, that changes everything. Even if a Gorilla did that, you would shout for them to stop it.
Yes, a bear farts in the woods, and so do people! In fact, while camping sound travels faster at night making farts even louder. The reason behind this is that when you are camping, you have none of the regular noise that typically drowns out a fart. Also, if you are on a lake and the water is calm at night the sound will again be amplified over the water and easily heard clear across a lake. So go ahead and fart proud at night, you will not only entertain other campers, but entertain the bears as well.
Additionally, who is the designated farter in your group?
All living creatures fart, therefore, all people fart everyday. So, just like some people fart more than others, do you wonder about famous people from the past? Back in the 1700's George Washington probably maintained as much dignity as he could when he farted and choose to do it in private. This is in contrast to Abe Lincoln who thought farts were very funny and talked about them and likely let them rip as they arrived. So George likely excused himself to fart and took care of business in the 'ole outhouse. Well, we at I Fart On are proud to show you George's outhouse from his historic Mount Vernon estate, near Washington, D.C. It is here that many presidential farts were ripped.
Back in George's day, many affluent people owned animals and donkeys for labor. One of the oldest questions known to man is "Who Farted?" This question demands an answer. To make a play on words on this age old question, we give you the "Hoof Arted?" donkey t-shirt.
So when you stop and think about people farting on average 14 times per day, it provides a basis for determining how many farts are ripped in any given building. A recent trip to the Las Vegas strip started yeilding some alarming facts. The Venetian resort, for example, has just over 4,000 rooms and hosts roughly 6,000 guests daily. Then you add in visitors and workers and you have quite a base for farts. So lets say that some people really don't fart more than once or twice a day. That's great, but for every one of them, there is someone who farts 30 times a day, and then a few that push 75 per day. Looking closer, not everyone is going to spend the entire day in the resort, so those guests are a bit transient in nature, farting in other resorts, but guests from other resorts are bringing their gas to the Venetian. So just being fair we will say each person brings an average of just over six farts per day.
Do the math and the Venetian accepts over 40,000 farts per day. That's enough to fill about 5,000 2-liter soda bottles. That's enough gas to float a few dozen hot air baloons. So if this is true, how does the Venetian keep its roof on and how can people breath? Well, they have a state of the art ventilation system for all the cigarette smoke, which doubles as a fart filter. So breath easy, even if you are in a cauldron of farts. And you thought your house had a lot of farts in it.
On a related note, among humans, vegetarians are the gassiest among us. Among mammals, elephants rank just above vegetarians, meaning in essence, vegetarians fart like elephants.
There is a profession where if you fart, you simply must admit you did it, or risk the life of someone else? This profession is a surgeon, or any operating room staff. During abdominal surgery, if you smell poo, it could be a sign that the patient's colon has been perforated, which can be deadly if not immediately addressed. So if an operating room nurse lets one fly and denies they farted, the surgeon's can spend up to an hour exloring the intestines and colon searching for a tear. So an unwritten code of the OR is to admit immediately when you fart to avoid costly and potentially harmful abdominal searches for a break. So literally thousands of times during a surgery, the phrase "That was me" has been uttered to explain why everyone is smelling poo in the OR.
I Fart On continues to evolve and continues to produce ever-improving artwork and photoshoots of our quality funny t-shirts. Below is a sample of our newest artwork... Enjoy!
It was just a matter of time before I Fart On stepped into the world of Hip Hop to make some slick and impactful fart t-shirts. The first release was Biggie Smells - East Coast farts followed shortly by the knuckle tattoo shirt Fart Life Forever - West Coast Farts. Where do you fart the most?
Who would have the FIRST FART OF 2015? The stage was set, and a competition was on between, Steve and Tim (The Fart Boss) of I Fart On, along with Dr. Eric Longphartz. The Voxer Walkie Talkie app was being used to record the farts and time stamp them. This would verify that it was indeed after midnight and who farted first. The fart could not start before midnight, but was allowed to materialize before midnight, but couldn't begin to exit too early.
What happened turned out like the end of a tight ebay auction. As the ball was dropping, both Steve and Longhpartz had farts. Longphartz decided to start recording on Voxer four six seconds before the ball dropped and Voxer had already recorded it as midnight. The moment the ball dropped, and it could be heard in the background, Longphartz farted. At the same time, 1,200 miles away, Steve also had a fart as the ball the dropping. With one second to go, he noticed Longphartz was already voxing and immediately hit record to do his own. He farted at roughly two seconds after the ball dropped, being beaten by one second. The Fart didn't even show up to the game. His first fart was a meager little tick into a couch cushion. Even though he is the Fart Boss, he rarely wins a farting competition when Steve or Longphartz are present.
So congrats to the good Dr. on a fart well played and here's to a great year of farts and continued growth of I Fart On! Happy New Year!
The Fart Boss strikes again with another Fart Attack video, this time, all the farts were compiled in a twenty minute run while watching a Cowboys vs. Eagles late game. Had the run been earlier, there would have been more farts, but bedtime cut it short. These farts are a step up in quality from the farts in the first Fart Attack video, so watch it and judge for yourself. Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel as we will be releasing many more videos in 2015, from commercials to music videos to fart talk shows.
Yes, it appears fart tshirt shenanigans are growing in popularity, along with the building of the I Fart On brand. I Fart On topped over 100 shirt designs in 2014, along with an aggressive SEO campaign to boost our search result rankings. 2015 will bring more public relations tactics as we embark on a press release program, take part in many media interviews and continue to offer an even more wide variety of fart clothing and merchandise. As the fart brand builds, I Fart On will be on the top of everyone's minds when they think of what to get that person who farts all the time for a gift. Here are some of our top social media photos for december below: