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Why do farts smell? Is it OK to fart in line at the bank? Is it possible for farts to smell good? Got a question? Ask Doc Longphartz, the king of the 30 second growling cat fart.

*Disclaimer. Docter Eric Longphartz is not a medical doctor and cannot give any credible medical advice. If you have a real medical question, ask a real docter. Eric just knows alot about farts, especially ones that last 30 seconds and sound like cats meowing in pain. He has incredible insight with farts and how they fit into everyday life. Any fart question... fire away!


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