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About I Fart On and Our Awesome Fart T-shirts

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While providing the world's best fart brand merchandise, I Fart On also strives to provide the most secure, easy and efficient ordering process. I Fart On accepts all major credit cards: Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express, JCB, Wright Express, Carte Blanche and Diners Club. I Fart On's commerce website provides Bank Vault Security for all accounts and transactions. Powered by Big Commerce, hardcore security measures are in place providing Level 1 PCI compliance security. Shop with confidence and represent fart humor!

Shipping Notes

All I Fart On items are custom produced, allowing us to provide our customers with hundreds of color and size options to fit their style. Our production facility typically produces all orders within three business days from the date the product is ordered. Your order can be tracked on our website to see when it ships and emails will be sent when the order status has changed.

I Fart On Rewards

I Fart On loves its customers and we want to reward them. I Fart On will provide coupon codes of 25% off orders for all customers who send us photos of them wearing an I Fart On shirt.

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Why a Fart Brand?

The World's Best Question Ever Asked in Only Two Words! The most pointed and frequently asked question in the world is simply "Who Farted?" It has emotion, drama, humor, pride and many more attributes attached to it. It begs for an immediate answer.

At some point in everyone's lives, they are the one who is responsible for that question being asked, some more than others, and some all the time.

Farts. It's something we all share in common. As a child we all find farts funny. Somewhere along the line, some of us are taught to scorn farts (stealing humor from the everyday occurance). However, without scorn, the humor would lessen. Just look at England, they fart as a matter of fact and don't acknowledge them, and that's no fun! So be proud that some people are offended at farts, because, in truth, that helps make them even more funny!

Celebrate the Inherent Humor with Farting

I Fart On was created with the intent of not only bringing you the best brand of fart clothing and accessories for that special person or special occasion, but to bring you the best site to share that humor on the web. Laughter is better for the body than any other type of physical excersice, so go ahead, browse the site and improve your health at the same time. Discover the different pages on our site that share the best the web can muster up:

Docter Eric Longphartz

Honestly folks, it doesn't get much funnier than this. Interact with your favorite Docter of Farts, Eric Longphartz. He is famous for his wit and ability to produce 30+ second long farts that sound feline in nature. Some sound like a large cat in pain, some sound like a cat purring, and some sound like a dirty cat that just came inside from a rain storm.

Go ahead, send him your questions and he will answer them and post them on the web for all to see. Just remember, Docter Longphartz is NOT a medical doctor and can't even begin to give real medical advice, but he sure can fart long, which qualifies him to answer your burning questions. Let's make him more famous than Dr. Phil. I smell a web series coming from this, stay tuned and make your mark with your questions. Your questions might even be featured on our You Tube series, Fecal Matters, with Docter Eric Longphartz. And yes, we know we have spelled Docter wrong, but really, we don't need anyone comfusing him with a real doc, but just like Doctor K in basebasll was the best at striking people out, Docter Longphartz is an accomplished marathon farter that has risen to the big leagues of farting, so he deserves respect.

BOMBS AWAY! Submit your most creative I Fart On Logo or Shirt Photos. Sweeping the nation faster than Flat Stanley, our version, Fart Stanley will have you rolling as you find the most creative places to take photos with the I Fart On logo or I Fart On shirt. Get photos in famous places or with famous people, or anywhere that sparks interest. Best photos winners will be chosen each month for prizes and the Photo of the Year will win a grand prize. Have a blast trolling for good fart photo opportunities and be famous on the web!

Best Fart Stories to give you the laughs you deserve

Everybody has one - a good fart story, whether it was from themselves, a friend, or a stranger. An epic fart is never forgotten, ever. So share your epic fart stories with us as we compile the best out there


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